Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 28in | 18in |
M | 29in | 20in |
L | 31in | 22in |
XL | 31in | 24in |
2XL | 32in | 26in |
3XL | 33in | 28in |
4XL | 34in | 30in |
5XL | 35in | 32in |
Get Your Hands Of My Penis Succulent Chinese Meals T-Shirt
$27.95 Original price was: $27.95.$19.95Current price is: $19.95.
Standard U.S. Size Chart
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 71cm | 46cm |
M | 74cm | 51cm |
L | 76cm | 56cm |
XL | 79cm | 61cm |
2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 25in | 16in |
M | 26in | 17in |
L | 26.5in | 18in |
XL | 27in | 20in |
2XL | 28in | 21in |
Size | Length | Chest |
---|---|---|
S | 65cm | 41cm |
M | 66cm | 44cm |
L | 68cm | 46cm |
XL | 69cm | 50cm |
2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 27 | 18 |
M | 28 | 20 |
L | 29 | 22 |
XL | 30 | 24 |
2XL | 31 | 26 |
3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 69 | 46 |
M | 71 | 51 |
L | 74 | 56 |
XL | 76 | 61 |
2XL | 79 | 66 |
3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 71 | 46 |
M | 74 | 51 |
L | 76 | 56 |
XL | 79 | 61 |
2XL | 81 | 66 |
3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 25 | 17 |
M | 26 | 19 |
L | 27 | 21 |
XL | 28 | 23 |
2XL | 29 | 25 |
3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
S | 65 | 44 |
M | 66 | 49 |
L | 69 | 54 |
XL | 71 | 59 |
2XL | 72 | 64 |
3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 18 | 15 |
S | 19 | 16 |
M | 20 | 17 |
L | 21 | 18 |
XL | 22 | 19 |
2XL | 23 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 46 | 39 |
S | 49 | 40 |
M | 50 | 42 |
L | 52 | 44 |
XL | 53 | 46 |
2XL | 55 | 49 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
2T | 15 | 12 |
3T | 16 | 13 |
4T | 17 | 14 |
5/6 | 18 | 15 |
7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
2T | 38 | 30 |
3T | 41 | 33 |
4T | 43 | 36 |
5/6 | 46 | 38 |
7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
New Born | 11 | 7 |
6M | 12 | 9 |
12M | 13 | 10 |
18M | 14 | 11 |
24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
---|---|---|
New Born | 28 | 18 |
6M | 30 | 23 |
12M | 33 | 25 |
18M | 36 | 28 |
24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Estimated arrival
Dec 23
Dec 24 - Dec 26
Dec 27 - Dec 30
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- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
- Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
- Returns & Exchanges:Â Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
- Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
- Global Shipping Available: Winred ships to over 100 countries, rates & fees may vary by location.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us at [email protected]